Regarding the Tao and Bacon Bits

The Tao is all things to all people. It is the good the bad,
It is the evil the good,
It is the combination of flow, stagnant power,
In this definition includes Bacon Bits.

A lot of people have come up to me and said
"Lao, so this tao thing
It means unity"
and I always respond
"Yep, that's right, it is all"

"But what about bacon?"
They Ask.
"Bacon is like sooooo good. Isn't bacon like, better than the tao?"

Bacon is a part of the tao. The flesh of a pig
is a part of the earth flowing, constantly shifting.

"But seriously,"
they say,
"Bacon is like the fucking bomb. I mean I think it's better than the tao"

This is not true.

"So wait, I think the tao is like a salad...
a lot of stuff mixed together, right?"
They say

"Not really" i reply.

"Yeah, but it's pretty much that, but when you add bacon bits to that salad its like a whole new salad. A better salad. Bacon Bits make it better. So really, when you say the Tao is all it's like all, but not bacon bits, because nothing can define how good bacon is."

That is not true.

The Tao also includes Bacon Bits.